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$1,950
La Prairie’s Life Matrix Haute Rejuvenation Cream
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Season tickets to see the New York Liberty.
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$8,400
A year’s worth of 1.5-mg. doses of Ozempic
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33 out-of-network CBT therapy sessions to process body shame.
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$3,500
An Artemis LED mask and neck plate that blasts 1,080 LED lights on your face
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Seven Hermès tart plates.
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$5,880
A dozen lymphatic-drainage massages with Hailey Bieber’s masseuse Flávia Lanini
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A Toto Neorest toilet with an integrated smart bidet and heated seat.
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$75,000
A smile of 15 custom veneers, by Dr. Michael Apa, focused on achieving “facial harmony”
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A private concert with Ally Brooke, formerly of Fifth Harmony.
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$750
A salmon DNA microneedling facial with Dr. Usha Rajagopal
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Or …
53 pounds of Trader Joe’s wild sockeye salmon.
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$2,075
MBR Liquid Surgery Serum to “stimulate the conversion of oxygen” in your cells
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Actual surgery. Ditch your contacts and get Lasik on one eye (Miranda’s goggles not included).
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$1,215
A Nefertiti neck-lift, by Dr. Dendy Engelman, where up to 45 units of Botox are injected into your neck and jaw
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Tiffany & Co.’s T Smile pendant necklace in 18-karat yellow gold.
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$2,695
A LYMA Laser starter kit that uses low-level-light therapy to regenerate skin cells
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A 53-person laser-tag party at Area 53 in Dumbo.
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