How Astrologically Compatible Are You Really?

Illustration: Sisi Yu

If you read your horoscope, then you already know that our sun signs determine how we communicate, what our desires are, and whether we’ll stalk an ex if they ghost us. (I mean you, Scorpio.) Us astrologers use those personality traits to determine whether a first date will end in happily ever after or in court. To save you time — and legal fees — I’ve drawn up this cheat sheet so you can do the same. This astrological compatibility chart reveals each zodiacal pairing’s expected longevity (the y-axis: the forever-never spectrum) and chemistry (the x-axis: the not-hot–hot spectrum). So where does that leave you and your valentine?