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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. cancer
    "Girl From The North Country" Broadway Opening Night
    James Van Der Beek Diagnosed With Colorectal CancerOn Instagram, Van Der Beek said he had to disclose his health status before he was ready, because a tabloid was going to run with the story.
  2. last night on late night
    This Is the Most Important Game of ‘What’s That Name?’ in American HistoryDemocracy is on the line.
  3. run this town
    2024 RBC Brooklyn Half Marathon
    Celebs Are On the Run AgainFrom Jennifer Connelly to multiple citizens of Bachelor Nation, here’s who took on the NYC Marathon.
  4. the internet is forever
    Zut Alors! We Did Not See 2024’s Most Online Costume ComingThe French children’s choir tribute to Serge Gainsbourg took over Halloween.
  5. hi gay
    West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval.
    Twitter Hates Gay Halloween2024’s best pop-culture costumes would kill a puritan.
  6. happy halloween
    The Best Celebrity Costumes of Halloween 2024Including Beyoncé as Betty Davis and Beyoncé as Prince.
  7. reunions
    Did Nick Dorka Join Love Is Blind for the Wrong Reasons?His journal sure makes it seem that way.
  8. my single is dropping
    Anitta Gets a Body Horror Maternity Shoot in The Weeknd’s ‘São Paulo’ VideoWe expect nothing less from the prince of Halloween Horror Nights.
  9. it stinks!
    2024 WWD Honors
    Martha Stewart Pans Her Own Netflix DocumentaryThe cameras angles, the soundtrack, the focus on her trial: it’s a bad thing!
  10. she said yes
    The Prelude To The Olympics: Arrivals At Fondation Louis Vuitton
    Shaun White Pranked Nina Dobrev Into Marrying HimYou think you’re having dinner with Anna Wintour? Sike! It’s just a proposal.
  11. election 2024
    Donald Trump Holds Las Vegas Rally As He Campaigns For President
    Nicky Jam Un-Endorses Donald Trump After Tony Hinchcliffe’s Racist Jokes“Puerto Rico deserves respect.”
  12. spooky scary skeletons
    Do You Know What You’re Referencing This Halloween?Now with costume suggestions for all kinds of throuples.
  13. halloween 2024
    Trisha Paytas Wants You to Invest in a Good WigHalloween costume advice from the internet’s most fanatical cosplayer.
  14. lil timmy tim
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 21, 2024
    Timothée Chalamet Showed Up to the Timothée Chalamet Look-alike ContestHe did not win.
  15. this week in late night
    Queening Out With the Divas of Late Night This WeekFeaturing some inspired matchups.
  16. beauty behind the madhouse
    Who’s Afraid of the Weeknd?Trying to get inside the twisted mind of Abel Tesfaye at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights.
  17. last night on late night
    Breaking: Megan Thee Stallion Is Watching Sex and the City for the First TimeObviously she’s a Samantha … but maybe a bit of a Carrie.
  18. 42? she’s a child
    Are Lacey Chabert and Holly Robinson Peete Too Old to Star in a Hallmark Movie?A new lawsuit claims a Hallmark exec said Lacey Chabert and Holly Robinson Peete were getting too old to find Christmas-themed love.
  19. cancelations
    Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2024
    Cardi B Hospitalized, Cancels ONE MusicFest PerformanceShe has been in the hospital since at least Monday night, which we know from her going Live on Instagram in her hospital bed.
  20. aged beef
    Cheers
    Ted Danson Apologizes to Kelsey Grammer for 30-Year-Old Cheers-Set Feud“I missed out on the last 30 years of Kelsey Grammer, and I feel like it’s my bad.”
  21. spooky scary skeletons
    27 Horror-Comedies That Are Actually FunnyNot to be confused with a comedy about horror subjects or a horror movie with jokes.
  22. last night on late night
    Watch Snoop Dogg Take Over Hosting Duties on WWHLHe filled in because host Andy Cohen had a mouth full of Martha Stewart’s cookies (not a metaphor).
  23. hot goss
    "Pictures From Home" Broadway Opening Night
    What Exactly Does Steve Martin Mean With This Instagram Post?Did Steve Martin hard launch Short ‘n’ Streep?
  24. the couple that slays together
    Paramount+'s "Evil" Special Screening
    Michael Emerson to Join Wife Carrie Preston on Elsbeth Season 2That must have been a fun commute for them.
  25. last night on late night
    Please Don’t Destroy Dive Into SNL Season 50It’s their first sketch of the big anniversary season!
  26. coming soon
    Fran Drescher to Play Timothée Chalamet’s Mom in Marty SupremeEverything we know about the first solo effort by Josh Safdie.
  27. box office report card
    Terrifier 3 Wins Box Office Battle of the Killer ClownsAudiences say Art the Clown > Arthur Fleck.
  28. obits
    Rapper and FDNY Firefighter Ka Dies at 52He self-released nine critically acclaimed albums starting in 2008.
  29. my single is dropping
    Billboard Women In Music 2016 - Inside
    Kesha and Charli XCX Bring ‘Spring Breakers’ into BratumnDoes that just leave “Hello goodbye” to remix? Get Ringo on the phone.
  30. coming soon
    The Waving Beatles
    Martin Scorsese Is Producing a New Beatles DocumentaryBeatles ’64 will come to Disney+ November 29, just in time for noncontroversial family viewing during the holidays.
  31. i don’t think so honey
    Mariah Carey - Live In Sao Paulo
    Mariah Carey Wants to Help Us See the LightDeath to overhead lighting, long live lamps!
  32. bumbaclarts
    Liam Gallagher Didn’t Love that SNL Oasis Sketch“Are they meant to be comedians?”
  33. trailer mix
    A Martha Stewart Documentary: It’s a Good ThingMartha comes to Netflix October 30, in some anti-Halloween counterprogramming.
  34. liberté egalité emilé
    Top Level Summit In Paris
    Emmanuel Macron: France Will ‘Fight Hard’ to Bring Emily Back to Paris“Emily in Paris in Rome doesn’t make sense.”
  35. coming soon
    "Big Little Lies" FYC
    Everything We Know About Big Little Lies Season 3How much bigger can those lies get?
  36. amas 2024
    American Music Awards 50th Anniversary Special - Performances
    Watch Stray Kids Honor ‘N Sync at the American Music Awards 50th AnniversaryFrom “Bye Bye Bye” into “Chk Chk Boom.” Basically a Deadpool & Wolverine medley.
  37. equal air time
    Alex Cooper Invited Trump on Call Her Daddy, TooTo talk reproductive rights. So far he’s a no-show.
  38. hear us out
    The Lonely Island Have a Really Good Investment Opportunity for YouIn a brand new Digital Short.
  39. this week in late night
    Ta-Nehisi Coates’s Compassion Won Late Night This WeekPlus wig work on WWHL and Roy Wood Jr. standing up on his new show.
  40. rawt in hell
    Fantasy Lab Las Vegas' Midnight Dreams Immersive Experience Debut
    Were Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright Ever Legally Married?Cartwright confirms that “paperwork is hard for some people.”
  41. gators
    Reading Festival 2024 - Day Two
    Did Lana Del Rey Get Married to an Alligator-Boat Captain?In the Instagram comments section, LDR called Jeremy Dufrene “the one and only” for her. “And amazing. And we’re very happy.”
  42. he could have killed him
    Will Smith’s Fart Allegedly Halted Production on Men in Black for 3 HoursBarry Sonnenfeld told a tale of a toot.
  43. the law
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 12, 2024
    Sabrina Carpenter Owns Her Connection to Eric Adams’s IndictmentIt all goes back to the “Feather” music video.
  44. tributes
    Nashville Songwriters 50th Anniversary - Concert
    Kris Kristofferson Remembered by Reba McEntire, Barbra Streisand, and MoreFans fondly recalled him standing up for Sinéad O’Connor, while Barbra Streisand remembered first seeing him at the Troubador.
  45. obits
    Kris Kristofferson Concert In Drammen
    Outlaw Country Star Kris Kristofferson Dies at 88From writing “Me and Bobby McGee” to acting opposite Barbra Streisand, to voicing a character in Fallout: New Vegas.
  46. snl 50
    Bowen Yang’s Charli XCX Gets Political on SNLhunter biden’s laptop: brat
  47. this week in late night
    The Tragicomedy of Andy Samberg Won Late Night This WeekWhether it’s Earnest Andy or Silly Andy, it’s TV gold.
  48. big beefy boys
    Quiz: Do You Know Your Reacher From Your Tracker?It’s hard out here for conventionally attractive white men in tight T-shirts.
  49. totally bugging
    SZA Is Tired of Not Being a BugShe came to Hot Ones with a face full of prosthetics.
  50. coming soon
    Absolut 100 VMA Party hosted by 50 Cent
    50 Cent Brings Diddy Sex Trafficking Doc to Netflix50 first announced the project in December 2023, when only 4 plaintiffs had filed against Diddy for sexual abuse.
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