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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. everybaby’s in la
    Hermes SS25 Men's Show at Palais d'Iena
    John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Welcome Baby Number 2Méi June Mulaney was born September 14.
  2. me too
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 04, 2024
    Emily Ratajkowski Draws Parallels Between Monsters and Diddy Trial“I think we need to have a conversation about male sexual assault.”
  3. this week in late night
    Stephen Colbert’s Worst Pun Was the Best Thing on Late Night This WeekAlso Zayn Malik’s mime work on The Tonight Show and Ms. Pat’s sit-down stand-up on Late Night.
  4. it wasn’t paradise
    All the Semi-Salacious Non-Scandals in The Third Gilmore GirlDid anyone think a memoir by Kelly Bishop would be anything but classy?
  5. dramaturgically
    Release the Frog Cut of The ApprenticeWe could have had another “not a musical” musical in awards consideration this year!
  6. acceptance speeches
    76th Primetime Emmy Awards - Press Room
    Lamorne Morris Shouted Out Robert Downey Jr. (While Beating Him for an Emmy)Update: It’s a Tropic Thunder poster — Vulture can confirm.
  7. emmys 2024
    Shōgun Breaks Records With 18 Emmy Wins for One SeasonIncluding Outstanding Drama Series and both Lead Actor and Actress in a Drama Series.
  8. for all the dogs
    They Tried to Play Off a Dead Dog at the EmmysJohn Oliver started to say something “silly,” but did he?
  9. the law
    2002 Billboard Music Awards - Press Room
    Cher Ends Bid to Become Court-Appointed Conservator of Her SonAlmost nine months after she made the initial request.
  10. this week in late night
    Jimmy Kimmel’s Deep Roster of Impressionists Won Late Night This WeekAlso Kevin Hart’s “Day Drinking” segment and Jimmy Fallon dying repeatedly.
  11. happy birthday
    The Twilight Saga’s Renesmee Cullen Is Old Enough to VoteThree questions for the Cullens as the 2024 election approaches.
  12. acceptance speeches
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Show
    Chappell Roan Breaks Out Her Journal for VMAs Best New Artist SpeechPlus a shout-out to all the Midwest queers: “I see you. I understand you, because I’m one of you.”
  13. my single is dropping
    Life Is Beautiful 2023 - Day 2 - Performance
    Kendrick Lamar Shocks World by Not Torching Drake on New SongWell … there are some Drake disses, but it’s not the main content.
  14. gird your loins
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals
    Chappell Roan Explains Why She Yelled at a Red-Carpet Photographer“I think for someone who gets a lot of anxiety around people yelling at you, the carpet is horrifying.”
  15. support the girls
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Show
    Flavor Flav Supports His Girls at the 2024 VMAsJordan Chiles now has a necklace the Olympics can never take away.
  16. coming soon
    Coca Cola and Pepsi, the leaders of the soft drinks market,
    Steven Spielberg’s Latest War Movie? Pepsi vs. CokeSorry, we’re all out of Coke movies. Is a Pepsi movie okay?
  17. throwbacks
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals
    Pop Girls of Today Reference Their Elders on VMAs Red CarpetThrowback looks from Sabrina Carpenter, Tate McRae, GloRilla, and Addison Rae.
  18. emmys 2024
    76th Creative Arts Emmys - Winner's Walk
    All the Winners (and EGOTs) of the Creative Arts EmmysIf you weren’t on Shōgun or the “Fishes” episode of The Bear, you might as well have stayed home. Oh, except Pasek and Paul; they EGOTed.
  19. egot watch
    "Dear Evan Hansen" At Noel Coward Theatre - Photocall
    Benj Pasek and Justin Paul EGOT With OMITBMore like EEGGOOTT (because there’s two of them).
  20. spooky season
    Why Is the Internet Starting Spooky Season Early?Lewis the Target Jack-O-Lantern has a partner now, a skeleton named Bruce.
  21. development hell
    "Frank Miller: American Genius" - Neil Gaiman and Frank Miller in conversation at NY Preview ahead of June 10 theatrical event
    Disney Pauses The Graveyard Book Movie Amid Neil Gaiman Assault AllegationsSo far five women have come forward.
  22. brainstorming
    "Queer" Red Carpet - The 81st Venice International Film Festival
    Which DC Superhero Should Luca Guadagnino Adapt?From Challengers to challenging the sexless norms of comic book movies.
  23. objection!
    Rare treasures in the Leopoldina Library
    The Internet Archive Loses Copyright Suit With HachetteThe website’s National Emergency Library program was found to be in violation of copyright law.
  24. o-town
    "Babygirl" Red Carpet - The 81st Venice International Film Festival
    The 2024 Venice International Film Festival Standing-O-MeterPeople can “be adults in the room” and applaud Queer for 590 seconds.
  25. wig
    Hey, Why Did Glenn Close Say That?Why does she say the things she says? Wear the wigs she wears?
  26. vulture sports
    TODAY - Season 73
    Netflix’s Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Who Ate More Hot Dogs?Both men beat their personal records.
  27. we’ll get it in post
    The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" - Arrivals
    The Stars of Queer Discuss Sex Scene ADRLuca was like, “Can you do noises?” I was like, “Okay.”
  28. trailer mix
    2073 Presents the Slow Creep to ApocalypseThe fiction-documentary hybrid premiered out of competition at Venice.
  29. indefinite hiatus
    Opening Night of Adele in Munich
    Adele Taking an Extended Break After Las Vegas ResidencyMore like goodbye from the other side.
  30. no <3
    81th Mostra del Cinema di Venezia 2024
    George Clooney Says Reports of his Wolfs Salary Have Been Greatly ExaggeratedClooney to NYT: Nuh-uh!
  31. fall preview 2024
    27 Books We Can’t Wait to Read This FallNew reads that capture the three seasons of autumn: back-to-school, spooky, and election.
  32. molto bene
    A24 Can Host Luca Guadagnino’s QueerLikely place for it to be.
  33. tales from the criterion closet
    Winona Ryder Has Her Afterlife All Picked OutIf we’re talking Hirokazu Kore-eda’s After Life rules.
  34. rawt in hell
    2023 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Winners Walk
    We’ll See Jax Taylor Served With Divorce Papers on The Valley Season TwoLive by the reality-TV edit, die by the reality-TV edit.
  35. king of the paramountain
    Edgar Bronfman Jr. Drops His $6 Billion Bet on ParamountFuboTV chairperson’s counteroffer was officially rescinded.
  36. britpop
    The Gallagher Brothers At The Albert Hall
    Oasis Tease a Reunion on Social MediaThe band posted a short teaser video on social media.
  37. box office report card
    The Crow Reboot Is DOAThe film flopped onto the number 8 spot in its first weekend.
  38. whale juice
    Arlington National Cemetery Hosts Remembrance Honoring the Life & Legacy of Robert F. Kennedy
    Thank You, Bennifer Divorce, For Giving Us One More RFK Jr. Dead Animal StoryKick Kennedy’s childhood was, uhhh, unique.
  39. this week in late night
    Detective Extraordinaire Jenna Ortega Won Late Night This WeekPlus, Conner O’Malley’s reunion with Seth Meyers and Jason Schwartzman getting his ear pierced.
  40. the eras tour
    Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour - London, UK
    Taylor Swift Says Canceling Vienna Shows Over Terror Plot Was ‘Devastating’Swift said the foiled terror plot left her with “a new sense of fear.”
  41. tw: sa
    Don’t Blink During Blink Twice Trigger WarningFor depictions of sexual violence.
  42. vulture quiz
    Is This Quiz Goth?Everything — celebrities, diseases, French fries — is either goth, punk, or metal. Can you tell the difference?
  43. obits
    17th Annual Newport Beach Film Festival - "Stevie D" Premiere
    The Godfather Part II and Full House Star John Aprea DiesAprea had parts in two decade-spanning familial sagas.
  44. charts (taylor’s version)
    Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan Race to Top of Album ChartIt’s Swift’s 15th week at number one, and the highest Roan has gotten so far.
  45. obits
    FRANCE-CANNES-FILM-FESTIVAL
    Alain Delon, Icon of the French New Wave, Dead at 88Delon starred in the tabloids almost as much as in films of the nouvelle vague.
  46. this week in late night
    Amber Ruffin’s 3-Week Recap Won Late Night This WeekPlus Ben Schwartz on The Tonight Show and Jimmy Kimmel Live! being a health-care hero.
  47. tributes
    Fans Remember Gena Rowlands for So Much More Than The NotebookSocial media saw tributes from Carrie Coon, Danny DeVito, and more.
  48. pr crisis
    It Ends With Us Stars Respond to Fan BacklashBlake Lively made a statement on Instagram stories; Justin Baldoni’s Wayfarer Studios partnered with a domestic violence nonprofit.
  49. sponcon
    Charli XCX Lands the Big Laneige AccountFirst Obama’s summer playlist, now this!
  50. break the internet
    Long Exposure Photo of White Carousel Horse on A Spinning Carousel With The Lights In The Background Blurred With The Motion of The Carousel. Florida, United States of America
    Everything We Know About the Goofy Carousel Horse From We Live in TimeVulture has reached out to reps for director John Crowley, Film London, and The Carousel Museum in Bristol, CT to get to the bottom of this.
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