It may please you to learn that Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen aren’t scarfing down slices of pizza every night and somehow still maintaining those physiques. The pair follow an ultrarestrictive diet that frankly, seems pretty impossible to abide. Many, many items are off the menu (which has been detailed by their personal chef, Allen Campbell), the most amusing of which being that Tom doesn’t eat any fruit. That’s right. On this diet, fruit is considered a luxury.