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Belated congratulations to new mom Kerry Washington! The actress gave birth to a baby girl, Isabelle Amarachi Asomugha, on April 21 — possibly under cover of night or maybe in a CIA black site, since nobody knew about it for two weeks. Perhaps she and her husband — Nnamdi Asomugha, whom she secretly married in (very private) Idaho last year — will send out a birth announcement in the coming days, and perhaps they’ll write it in invisible ink.