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  1. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: Spring BreakersUh oh, here comes the fun police!
  2. overnights
    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: Oh, BrotherCan Charity get this franchise back on track? Who knows, but this first episode makes it clear that she is good at this.
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    The Bachelor Season-Finale Recap: Villain EraAll of our conspiracy theories about this finale were proven correct.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Triple DipperAll the women “fall for” Zach during the Hometowns Week, and the best Zach can do is “see a future” with each of them.
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    The Bachelor Recap: Smoke and MirrorsDoesn’t Zach seem like the kind of guy who would learn magic in middle school before realizing it doesn’t impress women?
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    The Bachelor Recap: Conflict ResolutionWe’re finally getting some good, old-fashioned “You stole him” drama.
  7. rose theory
    Zach Shallcross Is Proud to Be the Nickelback of Bachelor Nation“I don’t want to be cocky about it, but I get the corny label and so do they.”
  8. respect the classics
    UB40 Thought They Were The Bachelor’s Big Finale Act“Maybe they told us that to encourage us to do it.”
  9. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Let Zach KissWith Zach in quarantine, there’s a key problem: How will he make out with the women?
  10. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: The Shallcrossian BargainA witch has clearly put a curse on anybody who dares start drama this season.
  11. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Best Friends ForeverThe Bachelor universe is a delicate ecosystem, and Zach may have just stomped all over it.
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    The Bachelor Recap: America’s Next Top VillainVictoria F., Tahzjuan, and Courtney Robertson enter the chat to show the ladies how to get a villain edit.
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    The Bachelor Season-Premiere Recap: Zach Shallcross Is a Real Human Boy!No, he’s not just Mike Fleiss’s Ken doll. Right? Right????
  14. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Love FoolsEveryone seems to be hoping to just get through this season with the least amount of emotional damage.
  15. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Love Means Never Having to Say ‘Gaslighting’We are trapped in a time loop of drama and emotional chaos.
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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Beach Is BrokenHow do we fix Paradise?
  17. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Reunited and It Feels So … OofEveryone is reunited from the Split™ and salivating at the possibility of a Shanae meltdown.
  18. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Karma Is a BeachRodney better marry Eliza and have four children. That’s the only way this is worth it.
  19. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Villain EditHow are we supposed to root for Rodney to fall in love with Eliza while his girlfriend of three full business days is crying her eyes out?
  20. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Casa de Oh NoThe show takes a cue from Love Island and commits to “emotional chaos” as its driving narrative force.
  21. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: That’s AmoreGet these married people off the horny beach!
  22. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise: The Beach That Makes You ChaoticThere’s simply too much happening and everyone is crying.
  23. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Worst BirthdayThese are way too many feelings to be having this early in the season, Genevieve.
  24. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: The Power of the PalapaAfter a few absolutely wild seasons of the main franchise, it’s time to sit back and indulge in the chaos that is The Bachelor’s drunk cousin.
  25. overnights
    The Bachelorette Season-Finale Recap: Am I Good? Am I Done?This is simply the most baffling breakup in Bachelor Nation history.
  26. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Bachelor Franchise Is BrokenThis season is a complete mess.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Next-Level NonsenseI’m very upset at these gentlemen and what they are choosing to do to our dear Two Bachelorettes!
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Bitter SuiteThere isn’t a man left on Gabby’s team who isn’t deeply invested in making this a Bad Time for her.
  29. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: Much Ado About NothingThis show is teetering on the brink of unwatchable.
  30. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: Hometown ZeroesAre these men aware of the program they are on?
  31. a long talk
    The Bachelorette Needed Trista Sutter’s Fairy TaleThe contestant behind the franchise’s foundational love story has some advice for its producers.
  32. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: Finally, Man TearsThe men have discovered therapy, and they’re not afraid to use it.
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    The Bachelorette Recap: Him?Excuse me, but I absolutely did not sign up for a television program whose main character is Logan.
  34. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: RamboSome of the men feel as if they’re doing the women a favor by being there. Instead, they should be living in constant fear of being eliminated.
  35. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: Power PlaysThis show and these men seem very invested in the systematic destruction of Rachel’s and Gabby’s well-being.
  36. overnights
    The Bachelorette Recap: Get OutChris makes an impressive amount of bad decisions.
  37. overnights
    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: Welcome to Girlie SeasonGabby and Rachel are here and they are ready to do some kissing.
  38. overnights
    The Bachelor Season-Finale Recap: Collateral DamageAll three of these women were reduced to two-dimensional figures in the come-from-behind underdog story of Clayton’s season.
  39. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Returns This Summer With a New TwistFind out how this thing is gonna work on July 11.
  40. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: What Women Don’t WantThis dum-dum has such intense Main Character Syndrome that he’s convinced his intentions are more important than his impact.
  41. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Suite MiseryIf Susie is right in this fight (which she’s not), that means the entire concept of Fantasy Suites must be abolished.
  42. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Hometown ZeroClayton is not a riddle to be solved, he is one of those puzzles where you just match the apple piece to the apple cutout.
  43. bachelor nation
    Houston Said Yeehaw to Paying The Bachelor Big Bucks This SeasonEverything’s bigger in Texas, including the cost of exposure for your city.
  44. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Recap: Lady in RedThe Bachelor innovates with a wild musical-guest appearance and a couples-therapy date. Utter perfection. No notes.
  45. bachelor nation
    The Bachelor Recap: Subterfuge in CroatiaThe Bachelor is throwing so much stuff at us at once, yet it’s hard to care about any of it.
  46. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Villain Origin StoryThe other contestants have made this into the Shanae Show and are now just trying to catch up.
  47. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Is This About Shrimp?This all could have been avoided if Elizabeth had just accepted some shrimp.
  48. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Let Clayton HimboNot even Shrimpgate can slow down Shanae.
  49. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Nobody Puts Shanae-nae in a CornerShanae versus Elizabeth may be the most inane nonsense to grace this franchise since Corinne’s cheese pasta.
  50. overnights
    The Bachelor Season-Premiere Recap: Everybody Hates ClaytonThe premiere creates a strong impression that some women just look at Clayton and say, “Yeah, no thanks.” Kind of an interesting move, Bachelor.
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