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  1. that was fast
    ABC Granted Us Some Unusually Early Bachelor NewsAnnouncing Grant Ellis as the next Bachelor shortly after his Bachelorette elimination.
  2. overnights
    The Bachelor Season-Finale Recap: All InLeave it to our emotionally intelligent Bachelor to deliver the most unabashedly romantic proposal we’ve seen in years.
  3. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: The Bully PulpitThe women tell all, and Maria gives the performance of a lifetime.
  4. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: And the Award Goes To …Despite her Oscar-winning performance, Kelsey looks like she’s going to get snubbed.
  5. chat room
    Peter Weber Took Pride in Being a Faithful“The level of satisfaction of being able to get to the end would’ve been much higher.”
  6. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Home Is Where the Heart IsIt’s Hometowns week, and while the tears may be plentiful, the drama is not.
  7. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: French MissJoey is feeling the pressure of this competition, and the women are feeling the pressure of performing enthusiasm for Montreal.
  8. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Disrespectful DramaProduction has decided to destroy Jess.
  9. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Maltese Double-CrossBy process of elimination and producer manipulation, Sydney and Maria get the two-on-one date. Sigh.
  10. the traitors
    The Traitors Season 3 Is En Route. Who Should Come to the Castle?A former Olympic skater accused of leg-bashing? A royal? Which Survivor player, exactly?
  11. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Finger Lickin’ DramaWelcome to the worst pool party ever, brought to you by chicken and bullying accusations.
  12. after after the final rose
    How The Viall Files Became Meet the Press for Reality TVNick Viall’s podcast transcended Bachelor Nation to comprise the wide world of unscripted scandal.
  13. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Oh, Maria, MariaAn eye-popping wardrobe change and a jealous li’l nemesis in week two? Oh, Maria came to play.
  14. the abc cinematic universe
    Farewell, Dr. Shaun Murphy, Bachelor Nation Will Miss YouAn ode to the unlikeliest kinship on network television.
  15. overnights
    The Bachelor Season-Premiere Recap: Kiss the GirlsDid Joey just set a first-night smooch record?
  16. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Finale Recap: The Boring UltimatumIn the words of Aven, “It’s always about a fucking ring.”
  17. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Season-Finale Recap: A Goddamn Close SecondGerry manages to pull off a pretty serious heel turn, as Leslie looks quite the part for the first all-but-announced Golden Bachelorette.
  18. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: The Penultimate PerilThis show is like a box of chocolates: Too much of it will make your tummy hurt.
  19. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Weenie RoastKatie Thurston is here to cause us as much psychic damage as she does Blake.
  20. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: Gerry Versus the VolcanoWhy are they making Gerry have back-to-back Fantasy Suites? They’re overworking our Gatch!
  21. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Talk to the HandSomehow it’s only our third rose ceremony of the season.
  22. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: The Telltale FartThe “Women Tell All” might feel like fun and games, but we have some major heartbreak here.
  23. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Here We Go AgainKat is here doing the Lord’s work: screaming and sobbing and spouting nonsense.
  24. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: The Many Loves of Gerry TurnerIt’s the first hometowns in The Golden Bachelor’s history, and they do not disappoint.
  25. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: Triangle of SadnessGerry’s on a boat!
  26. profile
    Gerry Turner’s Rose Is TimelessAmerica’s new favorite hunk is a 72-year-old widower. He may be the best thing ever to happen to The Bachelor franchise.
  27. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Glitter BombBrayden is “tired of being a baby-back bitch,” which is a wild interpretation of his actions.
  28. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: A Pretty PickleGerry realizes the pain and sacrifice these women are making in his name.
  29. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: Zip Your LipAlliances are starting to form as Gerry has to balance the women’s rising tensions.
  30. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Bonfire of the VanitiesAven and Hannah B. make waves. Not literal waves, figurative waves.
  31. overnights
    The Golden Bachelor Recap: One HeadlightIt’s only the second rose ceremony and Gerry might be hitting the gas more than he should.
  32. yelling
    Why Did The Golden Bachelor Have to Be Like This?The grandparents deserve better!
  33. overnights
    Bachelor in Paradise Season-Premiere Recap: Toe DownI’m worried about the horny singles’ migration pattern.
  34. coming soon
    The Golden Bachelor Cast Is Repping Big PickleballThey didn’t come here to PlayARP; they came to SlayARP.
  35. the golden years
    The Next Bachelor Is Eligible for a Senior DiscountPremiering on September 28, alongside Bachelor in Paradise.
  36. emergency discussion
    What Do We Want From Bachelor Nation?The franchise that began as an earnest attempt at matchmaking and became an “incestuous influencer parade” is experiencing an identity crisis.
  37. reality tv
    Bachelor Creator Mike Fleiss Out After Racial-Discrimination InvestigationHe announced what was thought to be an amicable departure earlier this week.
  38. overnights
    The Bachelor Season-Finale Recap: Villain EraAll of our conspiracy theories about this finale were proven correct.
  39. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Sex WeekNow Kaity’s the victim, Gabi feels bad about herself, and we’re all gonna have to discuss this with Zach’s parents next week.
  40. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Triple DipperAll the women “fall for” Zach during the Hometowns Week, and the best Zach can do is “see a future” with each of them.
  41. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Smoke and MirrorsDoesn’t Zach seem like the kind of guy who would learn magic in middle school before realizing it doesn’t impress women?
  42. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Conflict ResolutionWe’re finally getting some good, old-fashioned “You stole him” drama.
  43. rose theory
    Zach Shallcross Is Proud to Be the Nickelback of Bachelor Nation“I don’t want to be cocky about it, but I get the corny label and so do they.”
  44. respect the classics
    UB40 Thought They Were The Bachelor’s Big Finale Act“Maybe they told us that to encourage us to do it.”
  45. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Let Zach KissWith Zach in quarantine, there’s a key problem: How will he make out with the women?
  46. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: The Shallcrossian BargainA witch has clearly put a curse on anybody who dares start drama this season.
  47. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: Best Friends ForeverThe Bachelor universe is a delicate ecosystem, and Zach may have just stomped all over it.
  48. overnights
    The Bachelor Recap: America’s Next Top VillainVictoria F., Tahzjuan, and Courtney Robertson enter the chat to show the ladies how to get a villain edit.
  49. overnights
    The Bachelor Season-Premiere Recap: Zach Shallcross Is a Real Human Boy!No, he’s not just Mike Fleiss’s Ken doll. Right? Right????
  50. rumor has it
    Dancing With the Stars Reportedly Taps More Influencers, BachelorsCharli and Heidi D’Amelio are the first two dancers of season 31.
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